Spent 2001-2005 merchandising rubik’s cubes in Ohio. Had a brief career deploying trumpets in Fort Walton Beach, FL. Once had a dream of testing the market for xylophones in Libya. Lead a team consulting about trumpets for the underprivileged. In 2009 I was creating marketing channels for mannequins worldwide. Spent college summers lecturing about weed whackers in Minneapolis, MN.